Ode to Dunkin’.

O’ Dunkin’.

How when I see you I throw up.

I think of the pain you have caused me.

I think of the long hours and annoying customers.

I think of the times I have slipped on frosting on the floor.

But Dunkin’…

You look so yummy.

You feed my tummy.

And your coolattas are so tasty.

I want to yell FUCK YOU DUNKIN’ but,

all that comes out is I LOVE YOU.

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