April 2010
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August 2009
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9176.) Sometimes I think things would be easier if...
(via blogsecret)
I think about this so much. What if I fast forward through the hard stuff and growing up to the normal everyday stuff?
Yes, I was at the Metro Station concert last...
Moths.
Person 1: I have moths in my bed!
Person 2: Shut your legs and go to bed.
Live.
kbatspeak:
duhduhdanirae:
halvo:
gabihawkins:
Take chances. Tell the truth. Say what is on your mind. Say no. Spend all your money. Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Be loved. Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Get revenge. Apologize. Forgive. Be crazy. Break the rules. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell the asshole what you feel. Let...
TUMBLR WAVE! (reblog)
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Ode to Dunkin'.
O’ Dunkin’.
How when I see you I throw up.
I think of the pain you have caused me.
I think of the long hours and annoying customers.
I think of the times I have slipped on frosting on the floor.
But Dunkin’…
You look so yummy.
You feed my tummy.
And your coolattas are so tasty.
I want to yell FUCK YOU DUNKIN’ but,
all that comes out is I LOVE YOU.
11:11
It’s 11:11.
Make a wish.
Will it come true?
Probably not.
So why try?
Because you are a fucking idiot.
Get a life and make your own dreams come true.
End of story.
Too Harsh?
Amandah: I need to proofread this email to my mom.
Me: Why?
Amandah: I think it is too harsh.
Me: I will proofread it for you... and tell you it is perfectly fine. :-)
Addicted
It is my first day on here. This is what I have accomplished. I believe I am a bit addicted. Start all over tomorrow! Night fellow Tumblrs.
FML →
Reminds me my life could always get worse.
Don't Hate Me. Really.
So I just starting blogging today.
And I realize that most of my posts make me seem like a heartless, good for nothing, asshole.
But really. Get to know me. I am really not that bad. :-)
50% True
It is a popular saying that whenever you are kidding around whatever you are saying is really 50% true.
I love you!
You are a dick.
I wish I could be just like you.
I wish you would crawl into a hole and die.
Take a guess what 50% is true…
i hate people that hate on stupid shit.
saltyeyess:
hellolonely:
like the spelling of a word. WHOTHEFUCKCARES. color and colour. seriously. its the same word. same meaning. and just other shit on here. yeahyeahyeah. my blog my posts unfollow BLAHBLAHFUCKINGBLAH.
i hate the internet.
If you hate the internet then get off of it.
Someone who gets my sarcasm. Thank you. I am not alone. Ha ha.
Let Me Be Myself. Speaks for itself. Screw...
“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.”
– -Albert Einstein
This is how life should be. Unfortunately with all the stupid people in our world this is not possible. Keep dreaming.
People
Just a little note in general to let everyone know my true feelings. Don’t want to hold anything back so here it goes:
I HATE PEOPLE!
A Note on Wikipedia
Wikipedia is the people’s encyclopedia.
But we are not allowed to use it.
Wikipedia is the world viewed with others’ opinions.
But we are told it is wrong.
Wikipedia is free.
But instead we have to use the books that cost $100 a piece.
Wikipedia is fucking amazing. End of story.
Solution: Use Wikipedia and credit another bogus website as your source. :-) Everyone is...
Random Topics
So lately these things have come up in conversation. My take is:
The death penalty: You kill someone and the evidence is against you… you die.
Drugs: If you are stupid enough to use them… you die.
The end of the world in 2012: Take out as many credit cards as you can… spend… the world ends?… you win… the world survives… you’re fucked.
Just...